"JoIN mY nEwsLeTteR fOR mY aDviCe!!!"

Is what I would say if I wanted you to hate me

Im not going to beg you to join my super caffeinated, borderline schizophrenic email list

But what I will say is   

This is not your typical internet money scammer pitch fest where
I hire some Indian dude from UpWork to ghostwriter my emails and shill my course

No

These are made and send out with love

I have 2 goals here: Educate, and probably more importantly, Entertain

You will look forward to seeing my name pop up while your doomscrolling instagram reels

If you think by signing up you'll have a Lamborghini next week, don't bother

Sign up below if you want to learn how i've generated (not profited, IRS) a couple million dollars online in the past 3 years

If I don't deliver on at least 1 of my 2 goals here, i'll personally refund you the $0.00 you paid to subscribe

P.S - I (probably) won't spam you
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